WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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