office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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