just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
