the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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