What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
