you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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