whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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