god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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