I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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