That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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