I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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