Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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