I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
