i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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