I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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