let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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