Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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