your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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