This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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