how can u be prego again
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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