Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
this beer tastes like vomit already
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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