Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
