I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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