i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
