idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I am available for nakedness
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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