The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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