Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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