Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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