This girl is more easily done than said...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We just shotgunned beers for America
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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