I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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