Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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