i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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