I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
