Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The uberlube is also flammable
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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