She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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