I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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