I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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