Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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