Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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