Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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