Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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