Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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