I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My first STD was from a foam party
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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