We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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