she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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