Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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