This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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