So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
