That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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