READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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