CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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