So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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