Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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