How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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