i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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