Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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